Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Deal with it.

A hint of more positive news for the Bush admininstration

We’re seeing some slight hints of positive news for the Bush administration. For one thing, Bush’s job approval rating has stopped its downward trajectory. Bush hit bottom with his administration low point of 29% in early July (based on our USA Today/Gallup poll readings). Now – in the data just about to be released from our weekend poll – Bush's approval rating has recovered slightly to 34%. That’s not a big jump, but it is the second consecutive poll in which the president’s numbers have been higher rather than lower.

Mmmright. Just like the gas prices halted their climb and "plunged" about ten cents, right?

Why is it that the Bush administration cares at all about what their approval rating is? The Republicans are staying in power until January 2009, and then, unless Bush stays on the throne due to a National Emergency, they're gone.

The next president (should there be a next president) will be a Democrat.

Deal with it.

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Edwards versus ThemTM

John Edwards says that TheyTM want to shut him up.

Honey, we all want all of you to shut up...

Edwards: "They want to shut me up"

If we don't stand up to these people, if we don't fight em, if we don't beat them, they're going to continue to control this country. They're going to control the media. They're going to control what's being said. They do not want to hear us talking about health care for everybody.


Senator, do you really think that TheyTM haven't already charted out in great detail who's likely going to say what, who's going to be allowed to say what, what the official and popular reactions are going to be reported to who says what, and precisely how much squat it's going to matter to the outcome? That this entire circus isn't meticulously scripted?

Of course you don't think that, because you know better. Senator John Scion-of-Bilderberg Edwards, you ARE ThemTM.

So shut up.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Y Kant Reporters Rite?

Senate Again Blocks Fairness Doctrine Ban

I truly hate it when I read things like "blocks a ban", because some people have to draw a flowchart to figure out whether they've voted for or against something.

This article tries to spell it out for the 'tards:

More senators wanted to consider fairness than didn't, according to last night's 49 to 48 vote, but an attempt by Sen. Norm Coleman, R-Minn., to get the ban added to a higher education measure failed to get the 60 votes needed for consideration.

Wait, what? This paragraph actually says that the senators rejected the ban because they didn't want the ban. Seriously. Read it carefully.

And that's the whole point: no one reads these things carefully, no one reports them carefully, so no one votes for them carefully. That goes for Congress as well as the public. Sooner or later, enough negatives will be chasing their own tails that someone's agenda is going to get slipped in sideways *coughcoughpatriotactcough*.

In a related aside, have liberals not noticed that, if the conservative stations start having to allow liberal viewpoints, the liberal stations have to allow conservative viewpoints, too?

Just sayin'.

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

More on (spelt "moron") regulating talk radio

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Diversity, my ass

REPORT: The Right Wing Domination Of Talk Radio And How To End It

whiiiinnne......

Two common myths are frequently offered to explain the imbalance of talk radio: 1) the 1987 repeal of the Fairness Doctrine (which required broadcasters to devote airtime to contrasting views), and 2) simple consumer demand. Each of these fails to adequately explain the root cause of the problem.

Our conclusion is that the gap between conservative and progressive talk radio is the result of multiple structural problems in the U.S. regulatory system, particularly the complete breakdown of the public trustee concept of broadcast, the elimination of clear public interest requirements for broadcasting, and the relaxation of ownership rules including the requirement of local participation in management. […]

Ultimately, these results suggest that increasing ownership diversity, both in terms of the race/ethnicity and gender of owners, as well as the number of independent local owners, will lead to more diverse programming, more choices for listeners, and more owners who are responsive to their local communities and serve the public interest.
Full report from Center for American Progress

Basically, what the report proposes is that the government enforce "diversity", as though they didn't interfere enough in radio broadcasting. When will some of these people figure out (never) that you can't legislate away your problems?

You know how to get more liberals/progressives/whatever on the radio?

Find people with TALENT.

Air America's lineup consists of talk hosts who drone about the injustices of the Republican government and how everything would work out if more people would just vote Democrat. And that is all. That's all they talk about. They all sound like each other. They all have the same guests. And a lot of them weren't in radio at all until Air America was formed, and they aren't very good at it.

I enjoy listening to conservative talk radio far more than I do its liberal counterpart. These hosts express views I disagree with by presenting a wide variety of subjects, taking calls with opposing views in addition to concurring ones, and exposing their own idiocy in ways that are vastly amusing.

What's the fun in listening to someone who agrees with you all the time?

Not that conservative listeners don't behave the same way, of course. The Portland, Oregon-based Lars Larson show features a local windbag who expounds upon the reprehensible actions of the city and state governments as well as national issues. It's so funny to hear people call up and say "Right on, Lars!" They sound similar to Rush Limbaugh's "dittoheads". I know a guy who loves that show. I asked him why, and he said, "Because it keeps me up on what the government is doing to me." All I have to say is, if you need constant updates about how you're being screwed, whatever they're doing to you isn't affecting your life enough for you to notice it yourself, so why make yourself upset?

Because you like listening to people who agree with you all the time.

Michael Savage, on the other hand, hates Bush and liberals, and he's completely batshit. He sings songs. He stops and tells you what he made for dinner. Then he talks about people he saw the other day who "looked like illegal immigrants", exposing his racism and ignorance. Finally, he delivers an intelligent rant, and then spoils it all by saying something completely stupid at the end. THe content is constantly changing.

He's FUN.

Diversity.

Know your enemy! Spy on the opposing camp! Open your mind, for gods' sake! Be stimulated! Get off your goddamned cell phone, on which you're talking to people who also agree with you, and listen to both liberals and conservatives. Sample the zeitgeist of the whole country. Become truly informed.


And let me digress upon the term "progressive". Liberals are now "progressives", suggesting, I suppose, that conservatives are "regressive" or "static" or something.

When someone says they're a "progressive", it puts me in mind of a story that writer Neil Gaiman tells:

And he said, "What do you do?" I said, "I write comics." See, it was just like I’d said, "Oh, I am a part-time murderer" or some profession you don’t want to get involved with. [...] "What kind of comics do you write then?" "Well I write Sandman. I just did something called Signal to Noise…" "Hang on, hang on. Are you Neil Gaiman?" And I said yes. He said, "My dear fellow, you don’t write comics. You write graphic novels!" And I felt like a hooker who’s just been told she was the lady of the evening.
In other words: you're not fooling anyone, you know.

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Friday, June 15, 2007

Way to non-sequitur

Senate Leaders Agree to Revive Immigration Bill

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Comments by Republican senators on Thursday suggested that they were feeling the heat from conservative critics of the bill, who object to provisions offering legal status. The Republican whip, Trent Lott of Mississippi, who supports the bill, said: “Talk radio is running America. We have to deal with that problem.”

No, Senator, you have to deal with that problem. For the most part, your colleagues get on just fine with the yap gang.

Just sayin'.

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Monday, June 4, 2007

He asked for it, we got it...allegedly

The chairman of the Arkansas Republican Party, Dennis Milligan, thinks we could use a few more terrorist attacks.

“At the end of the day, I believe fully the president is doing the right thing, and I think all we need is some attacks on American soil like we had on [Sept. 11, 2001], and the naysayers will come around very quickly to appreciate not only the commitment for President Bush, but the sacrifice that has been made by men and women to protect this country.”

Because another terrorist attack on his watch would inspire my confidence, wouldn't it yours?

Summary article

The entire Arkansas Democrat-Gazette interview

The most interesting part is that he did not say the naysayers "would" come around. He said they "will" come around.

A slip of the tongue? Probably not; he is new to his post and TheyTM haven't had time to let him in on the Grand Plan -- the latest installment of which, by the way, may be the "alleged" plot to blow up JFK Airport.

The press is being careful to use the word "alleged". Why? Since when has the press, in this post-2001 world, been so careful about trial-by-media? It's not just in the articles; it's in nearly every headline about the JFK plot. Enough so that it's drawn my attention more than the plot itself has.

And now this Milligan says "will come around" instead of "would come around".

I don't know why the two things are resonating in my mind. Any ideas? I mean, other than the plot's having been under investigation for almost a year and a half before the FBI pounced just in time for the first few presidential candidate debates?

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Monday, May 28, 2007

She finally gets it

Cindy Sheehan has resigned to spend more time with her family.

Wait...you mean she wasn't holding an office to resign from? Could've fooled me.

I'm not going to say everything that comes to my mind, because of my respect for her loss, a loss she has done much to disrespect. (Damn, I said I wasn't going to say stuff like that. This is difficult.)

The most telling point in her statement is this:


The most devastating conclusion that I reached this morning, however, was that Casey did indeed die for nothing. His precious lifeblood drained out in a country far away from his family who loves him, killed by his own country which is beholden to and run by a war machine that even controls what we think. I have tried every since he died to make his sacrifice meaningful. Casey died for a country which cares more about who will be the next American Idol than how many people will be killed in the next few months while Democrats and Republicans play politics with human lives.


Now you get it! You finally understand. He died for nothing. They're all dying for nothing. You can't "make it meaningful" because the only meaning it has is that there is NOTHING worth dying for in this clusterfuck.

Partisanship means nothing. You found that out when you disaffiliated with the Democrats. It's too bad for you that you didn't know it going in. They used you. But you used them. So it goes.

And the anti-war movement means nothing, either. The war machine does control us. They control us because they have better guns. A movement is only as powerful as those who enforce its results.

Ground Zero articles of interest:



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