Summer terrorists

Al Qaeda Cell May Be Loose in U.S., British Plot Hints

More recently, the commander for Northern Command, the American military operational region that includes North America, Air Force General Victor Renuart told the Associated Press in an interview on July 25, "I believe there are cells in the United States, or at least people who aspire to create cells in the United States." He added, "To assume that there are not those cells is naive and so we have to take that threat seriously."

Duh. Of course there are al-Qaeda cells in the United States. What were you expecting them to do, terrorize us by conference call?

That's why we're fighting them over THERE, so we won't have to fight them HERE, right? Because if we fought them over HERE, we'd catch some, seeing as this is where they are, thus proving that fighting them THERE isn't stopping us having to fight them HERE, and then we wouldn't get to stay over THERE.

They're summer terrorists. Summer over here, and summer over there.