Gun control taken to its logical and just conclusion

Have to give the kid props for making the best of it.

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plastic army men attempt to shoot up school, are apprehended and disarmed

On Thursday, before the ceremony, one boy was told he couldn't participate unless he agreed to clip off the tips of the plastic guns carried by the minuscule GIs on his cap. Ten others complied with the order before the event.

I trust I don't have to tell you how ridiculous this is. Besides, as one person on FARK pointed out, sawed-off shotguns work just fine.

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