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Linn-Benton Community College was locked down this morning and then closed after a report that a man wearing a trenchcoat on campus might have guns.
MIGHT have guns.
But he didn't.
Oh, those trenchcoats. Those fashion accessories of death.
Columbine! The West Memphis Three! Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no trenchcoats, for the police are with me; their tasers and their guns they comfort me....
No. They scare us. And that's what they're supposed to do.
You may not buy into it. You may love trenchcoats as I do. But you can no longer look at someone wearing a black trenchcoat without thinking of either Columbine or The Matrix. I defy you to do so.
Ground Zero articles of interest:
The West Memphis Three were persecuted for their taste in clothes and music six years before Columbine.
Rumors spread, accusations fly.
Linn-Benton Community College was locked down this morning and then closed after a report that a man wearing a trenchcoat on campus might have guns.
MIGHT have guns.
But he didn't.
Oh, those trenchcoats. Those fashion accessories of death.
Columbine! The West Memphis Three! Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no trenchcoats, for the police are with me; their tasers and their guns they comfort me....
No. They scare us. And that's what they're supposed to do.
You may not buy into it. You may love trenchcoats as I do. But you can no longer look at someone wearing a black trenchcoat without thinking of either Columbine or The Matrix. I defy you to do so.
Ground Zero articles of interest:
WITCH HUNT
The West Memphis Three were persecuted for their taste in clothes and music six years before Columbine.
Rumors spread, accusations fly.
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